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Lawn Time Awakening

Waking up to lawntastic scenery

Lawn Time Awakening thanks to Barry McCartney

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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Nature can do more than physicians. - Oliver Cromwell

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Only the brace know how to forgive. A coward never forgave; it is not in his nature. - Laurence Sterne

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson


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