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Lego Vending Machine

Lego toys for sale at the Munich train station

Lego Vending Machine thanks to Lucas Walmsley

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The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Creativeness cannot be taught; it can only be released and guided. - Mauree Applegate

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold. - Joseph C. Pearce

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

I owe more to my ability to fantasize than to any knowledge I've ever acquired. - Albert Einstein

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him or her. - David Brinkley

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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