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Dining on a smoke-free balcony

Life Extension thanks to Morris Lefevre

'Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.'

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Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Life is a question and how we live it is our answer. - Gary Keller

Night is the other half of life, and the better half. - Johann Wolfgange Von Goether

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism and faulty eyesight. - Helen Rowland

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

'Rocky' represents the optimistic side of life, and 'Rambo' represents purgatory. - Sylvester Stallone

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffett

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott


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