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Dining on a smoke-free balcony

Life Extension thanks to Morris Lefevre

'Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.'

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Do your homework all of your life. - Muriel Siebert

Life is too short to say no to donuts. - Unknown

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. - Thales

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. - Abraham Lincoln

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

All of our technology is completely unnecessary to a happy life. - Tom Hodgkinson

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

I have spent most of my life playing pool. The rest of it, I have wasted. - Unknown

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The most significant moments in your life will always follow you being stretched. - Unknown

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney J Harris

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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