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Dining on a smoke-free balcony

Life Extension thanks to Morris Lefevre

'Unfortunately during meal service the balcony is a non-smoking area. We apologise for your slightly extended lifespan.'

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While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Life is a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

He never wanted to be away from her. She had the spark of life. - Alice Munro

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

People come and go in your life, but the right ones will always stay. - Unknown

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. - Stephen Hawking

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell


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