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Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

You make a living by what you earn; you make a life by what you give. - Unknown

The purpose of a writer is to keep civilization from destroying itself. - Albert Camus

Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. - Kahlil Gibran

There is no role in life that is more essential than that of motherhood. - M Russell Ballar

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Don't ever doubt yourself or waste a second of your life. It's too short, and you're too special. - Ariana Grande

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob


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