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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright