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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown


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