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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold