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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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