QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen