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Champions train. Losers complain. - Unknown

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Being a critic is easy. Complaining is easy. If you want to make a difference - find a solution. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Refuse to criticize, condemn, or complain. Instead, think and talk only about the things you really want. - Brian Tracy

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare. - Edmund Burke

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar

The formula for a successful relationship is simple: Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities, but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster. - Quentin Crisp

Trust is the glue of life. It's the most essential ingredient in effective communication. It's the foundational principle that holds all relationships. - Stephen Covey

Invest in relationships. Life is hard. None of us has the strength to do it alone. We need people to encourage and inspire us so we can encourage and inspire others. - Simon Sinek

What we really need is a mindset shift that will make us relevant to today's consumers, a mindset shift from 'telling and selling' to building relationships. - Jim Stengel

Whenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude. - William James

Trauma happens in relationships, so it can only be healed in relationships. Art can't provide healing. It can be cathartic and therapeutic but a relationship is a three-part journey. - Alanis Morissette

Twenty-year-olds have a kind of emotional idealism about relationships and about the world that enables them to say, 'No, you lied to me. Goodbye.' When they see wickedness, they walk away. - Lorrie Moore


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