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Listening to Hard Rock thanks to Renate Jaster

Sound room acoustics were faint that day

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards


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