QuotaBillsThe dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain