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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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