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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

Oh, that lovely title, ex-president. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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