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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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