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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

Forgiveness is the final form of love. - Reinhold Niebuhr

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

To love to preach is one thing; to love to whom you preach is quite another. - D. Martin Lloyd-Jones

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr


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