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If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools. - Jeff Rovin

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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