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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie


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