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Live from Love - not for Love. - Unknown

Unless we love the truth we cannot know it. - Blaise Pascal

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness and love have no end. - George W Bush

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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