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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Love all, trust few. Do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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