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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown


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