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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson


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