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Love Rocks

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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