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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

There is no black magic to successfully attracting customers via the Web. - Rand Fishkin

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

True audacity is the trick of knowing how far you can go in going too far. - Jean Cocteau

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out. - Lou Reed

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

Make a fist. Lightly. Leave enough room for a breath to pass through. All magic proceeds from breath. - Clive Barker

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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