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Make America Grate Again

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Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

America can't beat anyone anymore. - George Clooney

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

I'm as single as a slice of American cheese. - Nick Cannon

Great effort springs naturally from great attitude. - Pat Riley

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. - Pope John XXIII

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great. - John D Rockefeller

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

No one has ever made himself great by showing how small someone else is. - Irvin Himmel

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

My great concern is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with your failure. - Abraham Lincoln

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Technological society has succeeded in multiplying the opportunities for pleasure, but it has great difficulty in generating joy. - Pope Paul VI

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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