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Make America Grate Again

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Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Silence is one of the great arts of conversation. - Hannah More

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. - Jeremy Collier

When they go besmearing the name of a great linebacker. - Archie Bunker

I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet. - Ogden Nash

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything. - Ivana Trump

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in. - Cher

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here. - Bill Watterson

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - Winston Churchill

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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