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The future is a great land. - Unknown

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Those who aim at great deeds must also suffer greatly. - Plutarch

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. - Pope John XXIII

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things. - Denis Diderot

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortunes; but great minds rise above them. - Washington Irving

Example moves the world more than doctrine. The great exemplars are the poets of action. - Henry Miller

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. - Anotole France

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

All enterprises that are entered into with indiscreet zeal may be pursued with great vigor at first, but are sure to collapse in the end. - Tacitus

Great authors are admirable in this respect: in every generation they make for disagreement. Through them we become aware of our differences. - Andre Gide

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