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No great thing is created suddenly. - Epictetus

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Great geniuses have the shortest biographies. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G K Chesterton

Makin' a long stay short is a great aid t' popularity. - Kin Hubbard

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things. - Denis Diderot

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A position of eminence makes a great person greater and a small person less. - Jean De La Bruyère

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

You'll be on your way up! You'll be seeing great sights! You'll join the high fliers who soar to high heights. - Dr. Seuss

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

A just and reasonable modesty does not only recommend eloquence, but sets off every great talent which a man can be possessed of. - Joseph Addison

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

A great lasting story is about everyone or it will not last. The strange and foreign is not interesting - only the deeply personal and familiar. - John Steinbeck

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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