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He is great enough who is his own master. - Bishop Hail

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Great minds have purposes; others have wishes. - Washington Irving

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

It is always the adventurers who do great things, not the sovereigns of great empires. - Charles De Montesquieu

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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