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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Karaoke is the great equalizer. - Aisha Tyler

Praise is ever attendant on great wealth. - Roman Proverb

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

In great attempts, it is glorious even to fail. - Cassius

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. - Red Skelton

It's great to arrive, but the trip's most always most of the fun. - Malcolm Forbes

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

He does most in God's great world who does his best in his own little world. - Thomas Jefferson

Anoint: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There was never yet a truly great man that was not at the same time truly virtuous. - Abraham Lincoln

You don't have to be great to get started, but you have to get started to be great. - Les Brown

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen. - Ernest Hemingway

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

It would be great if people never got angry at someone for doing something they've done themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds. - Benjamin Disraeli

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

The individual is capable of both great compassion and great indifference. He has it within his means to nourish the former and outgrow the latter. - Norman Cousins


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