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Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up

Morning after blues for Algeria husband

Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up thanks to Keith Blake

“A man in Algeria is suing his new wife for fraud, trauma and ‘psychological suffering’ after seeing her for the first time without make-up. The morning after the wedding the man claims he was shocked to see his wife’s natural face.

Emirates 247 reported: ‘He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make-up before their marriage. He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief.’

He is suing her for £13,000.”

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