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Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up

Morning after blues for Algeria husband

Man Sues Wife Over Make-Up thanks to Keith Blake

“A man in Algeria is suing his new wife for fraud, trauma and ‘psychological suffering’ after seeing her for the first time without make-up. The morning after the wedding the man claims he was shocked to see his wife’s natural face.

Emirates 247 reported: ‘He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make-up before their marriage. He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief.’

He is suing her for £13,000.”

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Perhaps someday I'll crawl back home, beaten, defeated. But not as long as I can make stories out of my heartbreak, beauty out of sorrow. - Sylvia Plath

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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