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Manitoba Moose Harvest

Some would not go quietly when they were captured by CP Rail

Manitoba Moose Harvest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I feel as fit as a bull moose. - Theodore Roosevelt

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

I'm proud to be a railway modeler. - Rod Stewart

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

I wanted to invent an engine that could run for ever. I could have developed a new train, had I stayed in the railway. It would have looked like the AK-47 though. - Mikhail Kalashnikov

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant


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