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I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Without forgiveness, there is no future. - Desmond Tutu

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

From the example of the past, the man of the present acts prudently so as not to imperil the future. - Titian

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

Life is a preparation for the future; and the best preparation for the future is to live as if there were none. - Albert Einstein

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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