Meet Your Future Ex-Wife

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. - Unknown

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. - Unknown

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry