Meet Your Future Ex-Wife

Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi