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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. - Unknown

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry


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