Meet Your Future Ex-Wife
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QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The future of business is social. - Barry Libert
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein
There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.
I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. - Unknown
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel
Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore
Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins
Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover
But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope
Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown
The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown
To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown
I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry
The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry