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Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. - Henry Ford

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope


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