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Men in Denim built our country... Men in Suits have destroyed it

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

There is a great deal of unmapped country within us. - George Iliot

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

If you build a better mousetrap, the world will beat you out of the patent. - Unknown

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

Brag about what your people and team are doing. Build them up and help them find their voice. - Stephanie Matthews

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader


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