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Men in Denim

Non-suit Country Builders

Men in Denim thanks to Jim Serritella

Men in Denim built our country... Men in Suits have destroyed it

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What does not destroy me, makes me stronger. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright

But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. - Ernest Hemingway

You have everything you need to build something far bigger than yourself. - Seth Godin

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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