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Tibia: Country in North Africa - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

It is the patriotic duty of every man to lie for his country. - Alfred Adler

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he cannot sit on it. - William R Inge

Our goal is not to build a platform; it's to be across all of them. - Mark Zuckerberg

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

This country with its institutions belongs to the people who inhabit it. - Abraham Lincoln

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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