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Tibia: Country in North Africa - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Dissimilarity of habit tends more than anything to destroy affection. - Aristotle

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he cannot sit on it. - William R Inge

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Erase self-doubt by working to build your strengths instead of focusing on your weaknesses. - Rodolfo Costa

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Physicians and politicians resemble one another in this respect, that some defend the constitution and others destroy it. - Unknown

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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