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Men in Denim

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Men in Denim built our country... Men in Suits have destroyed it

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It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

In my country we go to prison first and then become president. - Nelson Mandela

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. - Steven Wright

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

Ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. - John F Kennedy

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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