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Metric Clock

Canadians converted to centidays and millidays on November 6, 2016

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Now that the annual “Spring forward, Fall back” time change is close at hand on November 6th, my sources in Ottawa have passed on the current Federal government's latest proposed change to the metric system.

Apparently the powers that be in Ottawa have devised a clever plan to convert the entire country to “metric time” by December 31st, 2017. With the new 10-hour metric clock face instead of the familiar 12-hour clock that we are used to, the new time system will use 100 seconds to make one minute instead of 60, 100 minutes instead of 60 to make an hour, and 20 hours instead of 24 to make one day. Everything will be based on the power of 10 as happens with everything in the metric system. What was referred to as “seconds” will be called called millidays, “minutes” will turn into centidays, and hours will take on the new name decidays.

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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

Tradition: A clock which tells what time it was. - Elbert Hubbard

I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

You can't depend on anyone to be wrong all the time. - American Proverb

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Amish Saying

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

Ordinary people think merely of spending time; great people think of using it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time. - Rick Warren

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. - Winston Churchill

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

She knows that feeling too. Of believing that each time someone says her name, it’s to tell her that something bad has happened. - Melina Marchetta

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray


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