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Metric Clock

Canadians converted to centidays and millidays on November 6, 2016

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Now that the annual “Spring forward, Fall back” time change is close at hand on November 6th, my sources in Ottawa have passed on the current Federal government's latest proposed change to the metric system.

Apparently the powers that be in Ottawa have devised a clever plan to convert the entire country to “metric time” by December 31st, 2017. With the new 10-hour metric clock face instead of the familiar 12-hour clock that we are used to, the new time system will use 100 seconds to make one minute instead of 60, 100 minutes instead of 60 to make an hour, and 20 hours instead of 24 to make one day. Everything will be based on the power of 10 as happens with everything in the metric system. What was referred to as “seconds” will be called called millidays, “minutes” will turn into centidays, and hours will take on the new name decidays.

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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us. - JRR Tolkien

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps


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