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Metric Clock

Canadians converted to centidays and millidays on November 6, 2016

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Metric Clock thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Now that the annual “Spring forward, Fall back” time change is close at hand on November 6th, my sources in Ottawa have passed on the current Federal government's latest proposed change to the metric system.

Apparently the powers that be in Ottawa have devised a clever plan to convert the entire country to “metric time” by December 31st, 2017. With the new 10-hour metric clock face instead of the familiar 12-hour clock that we are used to, the new time system will use 100 seconds to make one minute instead of 60, 100 minutes instead of 60 to make an hour, and 20 hours instead of 24 to make one day. Everything will be based on the power of 10 as happens with everything in the metric system. What was referred to as “seconds” will be called called millidays, “minutes” will turn into centidays, and hours will take on the new name decidays.

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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Time is the wisest counselor. - Pericles

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Time is a physician that heals every grief. - Diphilus

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized. - Archie Bunker

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

The best time to make up your mind about people is never. - Katharine Hepburn

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

I am rather tired of hearing about our rights. The time is come to hear about responsibilities. - Peter Marshall

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. - Mark Zuckerberg

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M Scott Peck

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

In primitive societies, no one has a watch, but everyone has time. In advanced societies, everyone has a watch, but no one has any time. - Gerhard Geschwandtner

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal


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