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A piñata is a container often made of papier-mâché, pottery, or cloth; it is decorated, and filled with small toys and or candy, and then broken as part of a ceremony or celebration. Piñatas are commonly associated with Mexico. The idea of breaking a container filled with treats came to Europe in the 14th century, where the name, from the Italian pignatta, was introduced. The Spanish brought the European tradition to Mexico, although there were similar traditions in Mesoamerica. The Aztecs had a similar tradition to honor the birthday of the god Huitzilopochtli in mid December. According to local records, the Mexican piñata tradition began in the town of Acolman, just north of Mexico City, where piñatas were introduced for catechism purposes as well as to co-opt the Huitzilopochtli ceremony. Today, the piñata is still part of Mexican culture, the cultures of other countries in Latin America, as well as the United States, but it has mostly lost its religious character.
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My land is above the levees. - Donald Trump
He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump
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Make sure that this embargo stays in effect and drives Castro into oblivion. - Donald Trump
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She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump
Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump
My land is above the levees. - Donald Trump
He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump
Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump
... in a period of not too many years. - Donald Trump
I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump
I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump
You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump
I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump
Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump
It's disgraceful. It's amazing they can get away with it. - Donald Trump
Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump
You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump
I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump
I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump
Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump
Make sure that this embargo stays in effect and drives Castro into oblivion. - Donald Trump
He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump
I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump
Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump
I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. - Donald Trump
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump
She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump
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