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A piñata is a container often made of papier-mâché, pottery, or cloth; it is decorated, and filled with small toys and or candy, and then broken as part of a ceremony or celebration. Piñatas are commonly associated with Mexico. The idea of breaking a container filled with treats came to Europe in the 14th century, where the name, from the Italian pignatta, was introduced. The Spanish brought the European tradition to Mexico, although there were similar traditions in Mesoamerica. The Aztecs had a similar tradition to honor the birthday of the god Huitzilopochtli in mid December. According to local records, the Mexican piñata tradition began in the town of Acolman, just north of Mexico City, where piñatas were introduced for catechism purposes as well as to co-opt the Huitzilopochtli ceremony. Today, the piñata is still part of Mexican culture, the cultures of other countries in Latin America, as well as the United States, but it has mostly lost its religious character.
Look at that face! - Donald Trump
I don't like losers. - Donald Trump
My land is above the levees. - Donald Trump
I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump
Bradley was a terrible senator. - Donald Trump
I only have the power of persuasion. - Donald Trump
It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump
The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump
I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump
We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump
Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump
Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump
The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump
I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump
... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump
Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump
He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump
People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump
If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump
So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump
Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump
A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump
She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump
I don't like losers. - Donald Trump
My land is above the levees. - Donald Trump
I don't like the crying. - Donald Trump
Bradley was a terrible senator. - Donald Trump
I only have the power of persuasion. - Donald Trump
It might be a little bit disorganized. - Donald Trump
The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump
I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump
I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump
We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump
Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump
Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump
The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump
I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump
... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump
Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump
He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump
People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump
If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump
What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump
So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump
Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump
A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump
She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump
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