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Mexican Word Of The Day

Mexico prepares for the Trump era

Mexican Word Of The Day thanks to Mike King

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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown


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