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Mexican Word Of The Day

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Mexican Word Of The Day thanks to Mike King

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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

A guilty conscience is a hidden enemy. - American Indian proverb

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Everything we see hides another thing; we always want to see what is hidden by what we see. - Renee Magritte

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

"Truth tellers" are often called Dividers. But truth doesn't divide, it polarizes. It reveals hidden divisions that already exist. - Unknown

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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