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Mexico Is A Huge Country

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Mexico Is A Huge Country thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Spanish Imposition - Archie Bunker

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

To stay on the map you've got to keep showing up. - Peter Gallagher

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation. - James Purdy

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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