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Middle East Peace

When Arabs and Jews reconcile their differences

Middle East Peace thanks to Jim Serritella

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Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. - Fidel Castro

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown


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