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Mirror Image

Who's that guy on the other side?

Mirror Image thanks to Barry McCartney

Statue baby confronts real baby

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The reverse side also has a reverse side. - Japanese Proverb

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'? - Paul Harvey

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing


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