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Oily: The opposite of late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite. - Bertrand Russell

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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