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Mirror Image

Who's that guy on the other side?

Mirror Image thanks to Barry McCartney

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Disclose: De opposite of dat far away. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. - Isaac Newton

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it is an element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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