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Mirror Image

Who's that guy on the other side?

Mirror Image thanks to Barry McCartney

Statue baby confronts real baby

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. - Steven Wright

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite. - Bertrand Russell

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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