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The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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