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Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Botulism: Tendency to make mistakes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mistakes are the portals for discovery. - James Joyce

The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Never mistake endurance for hospitality. - Unknown

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Forgive yourself for your faults and your mistakes and move on. - Les Brown

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral. - Toto Wolff

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse. - Derwood Fincher

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

It is not easy, but you have to be willing to make mistakes. And the earlier you make those mistakes, the better. - Jane Cahill Pfeiffer

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken


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