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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again. - Casey Stengel

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Don't be afraid of mistakes. There aren't any. - Miles Davis

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. - Vince Lombardi

By admitting a mistake, it is easier to get yourself out of a spiral. - Toto Wolff

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The biggest mistake we made as a company was betting too much on HTML5. - Mark Zuckerberg

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

If you are afraid to take a chance, take one anyway. What you don't do can create the same regrets as the mistakes you make. - Iyanla Vanzant

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own. - Jessamyn West

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. - Peter F Drucker


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