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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

We made too many wrong mistakes. - Yogi Berra

Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

The biggest mistake we made as a company was betting too much on HTML5. - Mark Zuckerberg

I have learned from my mistakes, and I am sure I can repeat them exactly. - Peter Cook

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

It is not easy, but you have to be willing to make mistakes. And the earlier you make those mistakes, the better. - Jane Cahill Pfeiffer

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

It is very easy to forgive others their mistakes; it takes more grit and gumption to forgive them for having witnessed your own. - Jessamyn West

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde


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