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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

We made too many wrong mistakes. - Yogi Berra

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mistakes are proof that you are trying. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mistakes are the portals for discovery. - James Joyce

Don't mistake activity with achievement. - John Wooden

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes. - Unknown

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. - Sophia Loren

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

It is not easy, but you have to be willing to make mistakes. And the earlier you make those mistakes, the better. - Jane Cahill Pfeiffer

If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer makes mistakes. - John Wooden

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

For every failure, there's an alternative course of action. You just have to find it. When you come to a roadblock, take a detour. - Mary Kay Ash

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker


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