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Money Drop

Taking overnight donations at the Old West Cafe in Grapevine, Texas

Money Drop thanks to joe-kster

'If we’re closed please shove your money under the door.'

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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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