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Money Drop

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Money Drop thanks to joe-kster

'If we’re closed please shove your money under the door.'

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A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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