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Monkey Morning

Could someone please shut off that light!

Monkey Morning thanks to Jim Serritella

Tired celebrities in the primate world

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz


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