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Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Sinclair Lewis

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better. - John Updike

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person. - Frank Barron

Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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