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Montreal Bus Stop

Swinging couple idles time away waiting for next bus

Montreal Bus Stop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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