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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

A brand new vacuum cleaner with all the latest attractions - Archie Bunker

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

A creative artist works on his next composition because he was not satisfied with his previous one. - Dmitri Shostakovich

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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