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Moon Descent

How to shorten the distance between Earth and the Moon

Moon Descent thanks to Laura Aasgard

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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

The earth belongs to the living, not the dead. - Thomas Jefferson

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

On earth there is no heaven, but there are pieces of it. - Jules Renard

You are the only person on Earth who can use your ability. - Zig Ziglar

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

I am one of the most sensitive human beings on earth, and I know it. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. - Erica Jong

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The only ultimate disaster that can befall us is to feel ourselves at home on this earth. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Transcend your limiting beliefs so you can finally do what you were put on this earth to do. - Unknown

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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