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Moon Descent

How to shorten the distance between Earth and the Moon

Moon Descent thanks to Laura Aasgard

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight


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