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Moon Descent

How to shorten the distance between Earth and the Moon

Moon Descent thanks to Laura Aasgard

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Christians are rare people on earth. - Martin Luther

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

The earth belongs to the living, not the dead. - Thomas Jefferson

He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. - Unknown

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

I am one of the most sensitive human beings on earth, and I know it. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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