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Moon Descent

How to shorten the distance between Earth and the Moon

Moon Descent thanks to Laura Aasgard

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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

You are the only person on Earth who can use your ability. - Zig Ziglar

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa


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