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Moon Descent

How to shorten the distance between Earth and the Moon

Moon Descent thanks to Laura Aasgard

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

I am one of the most sensitive human beings on earth, and I know it. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Transcend your limiting beliefs so you can finally do what you were put on this earth to do. - Unknown

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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