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Hair of the dog that bit you

Morning After Dog thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Somes dogs don't handle liquor well

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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