QuotaBillsShopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain
He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock
Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud
You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx
Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker
In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry
Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown
Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams
No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd
Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle
What makes me happy is just curling up with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes with pints of ice cream. - Taylor Swift
But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door. - Garth Nix
Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend. - John Dryden