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Morning Cardio

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

What makes me happy is just curling up with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes with pints of ice cream. - Taylor Swift

But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door. - Garth Nix

Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend. - John Dryden


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