Morning Cardio

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia. - H G Wells

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night, saying we've done something wonderful - that's what matters to me. - Steve Jobs

But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door. - Garth Nix

Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend. - John Dryden

The greatest results in life are usually attained by simple means and the exercise of ordinary qualities. These may for the most part be summed in these two: common-sense and perseverance. - Owen Feltham