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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

Christianity is not a white man's religion and don't let anybody ever tell you that it's black or white. Christ belongs to all people. He belongs to this whole world. - Billy Graham

No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious and charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful. - Kurt Vonnegut

Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends?! I think this chair is the answer. - Homer Simpson

It is the Christian tradition that is the most fundamental element in Western culture. It lies at the base not only of Western religion, but also of Western morals and Western social idealism. - Christopher Dawson


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