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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

For every Pharoah there is a Moses. - Idries Shah

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas

Moses became America's true founding father because he evangelized action; he justified risk. He gave ordinary people the courage to live with uncertainty. - Bruce Feiler

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends?! I think this chair is the answer. - Homer Simpson

It is the Christian tradition that is the most fundamental element in Western culture. It lies at the base not only of Western religion, but also of Western morals and Western social idealism. - Christopher Dawson

I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. - Alicia Coppola


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