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Moving On

The Statue of Liberty makes plans to head north to Canada

Moving On thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cape Breton if Donald Trump wins... Canada welcomes all, no matter who you support, be it Democrat, Republican or Donald Trump

The right arm and torch of the Statue of Liberty crossed the Atlantic Ocean three times. It first crossed for display at the 1876 Philadelphia Centennial Exposition and in New York, where money was raised for the completion of the statue. It went back to Paris in 1882 to be reunited with the rest of the statue, which was then shipped back to the U.S.

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Freedom is like oxygen. - Slavomir Rawicz

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You campaign in poetry; you govern in prose. - Mario Cuomo

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Idealism loses to pragmatism when it comes to winning elections. - Danny Strong

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers. - Frederick The Great

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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