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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

We have set eyes on regions... far away. - Zheng He

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes? - Theophile Gautierv

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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