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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. - Henry Ford

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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