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Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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