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Muslim Marriage

How to keep a Muslim husband happy

Muslim Marriage thanks to Jim Serritella

A Muslim wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out of their marriage.

"Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?" she asked.

"Yeah," he replied, “but be fair, you were only nine at the time!"

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Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

A war for a great principle ennobles a nation. - Albert Pike

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

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A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

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A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

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Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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