A Muslim wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out of their marriage.
"Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?" she asked.
"Yeah," he replied, “but be fair, you were only nine at the time!"
QuotaBillsEngland is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte
A nation cannot be ignorant and free. - Thomas Jefferson
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Proverbs are the cream of a nation's thought. - Unknown
He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - Norman Douglas
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini
The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge
The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
The fate of a nation has often depended upon the good or bad digestion of a prime minister. - Voltaire
'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf