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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward


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