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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. - Coco Chanel

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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