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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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