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Nature Photographry

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Nature Photographry thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Being a nature photographer is the best job in the world

Madagascar is world-famous for its lemurs - primates that look something like a cat crossed with a squirrel and a dog. These animals are unique to the island and display a range of interesting behaviors from sashaying across the sand like a ballet dancer (sifaka) to singing like a whale (indri).

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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine


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