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Never Enough

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Never Enough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It doesn't matter how many resources you have, if you don't know how to use them, they will never be enough
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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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