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Never Enough

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Never Enough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It doesn't matter how many resources you have, if you don't know how to use them, they will never be enough
Genius borrows nobly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

Be the kind of leader that you would follow. - Unknown

No author is a man of genius to his publisher. - Heinrich Heine

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

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