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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

You manage things; you lead people. - Grace M Hopper

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

No author is a man of genius to his publisher. - Heinrich Heine

Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master. - Christian Lange

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus but a molder of consensus. - Martin Luther King

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Poets aren't very useful,
Because they aren’t consumeful or produceful. - Ogden Nash

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde


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