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Sea what I mean - he's got a sinking feeling

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Worries go down better with soup. - Yiddish Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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