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Sea what I mean - he's got a sinking feeling

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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