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Sea what I mean - he's got a sinking feeling

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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

What worries you masters you. - Haddon W. Robinson

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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