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No Worries

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Sea what I mean - he's got a sinking feeling

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Worries go down better with soup. - Yiddish Proverb

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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