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What worries you masters you. - Haddon W. Robinson

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault


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