QuotaBillsZombies hate fast food. - Unknown
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso