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Nothing But Net

Placing a face on the NBA Brooklyn Nets

Nothing But Net thanks to Keith Blake

The Brooklyn Nets are an American NBA professional basketball team based in New York City.

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Tennis Umpire: Net prophet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leap and the net will appear. - John Burroughs

Basketball: Dribbling rivalry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

In basketball the importance of the mental to the physical is about four to one. - Bobby Knight

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

When I lose the sense of motivation and the sense to prove something as a basketball player, it's time for me to move away from the game. - Michael Jordan

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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