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OCD Ball Pit

After Sheldon Cooper finished reorganizing the Bouncy Castle

OCD Ball Pit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ball Pit and Bounce House OCD-organized

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies


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