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On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

On The Eighth Day thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Creation is ongoing. - Lakota

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Even though we did not author creation, we wish to author morality and take the reins of life. - Ravi Zacharias

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America. - James Joyce

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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