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On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

On The Eighth Day thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Creation is ongoing. - Lakota

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

America can't beat anyone anymore. - George Clooney

Canadians are Americans with no Disneyland. - Margaret Mahy

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary. - Ernest Hemingway

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Loyalty and friendship created all the wealth that I've ever thought I'd have. - Ernie Banks

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy


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