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On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

America can't beat anyone anymore. - George Clooney

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

America is addicted to wars of distraction. - Barbara Ehrenreich

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

Great heroes need great sorrows and burdens, or half their greatness goes unnoticed. - Peter S Beagle

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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