On The Eighth Day

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. - Will Rogers

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown