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On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

On The Eighth Day thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary. - Ernest Hemingway

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Branded content is created for a company. A content brand is created for a valuable company. - Drew Davis

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking. - Albert Einstein

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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