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On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

On The Eighth Day thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Every act of creation is first of all an act of destruction. - Pablo Picasso

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

The town is as full as ever of 'characters,' all created by each other. - Wilfred Sheed

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking. - Albert Einstein

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr


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