On The Eighth Day

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

No great thing is created suddenly. - Epictetus

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them. - George Bernard Shaw

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America. - James Joyce

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg