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On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

On The Eighth Day thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Creation is ongoing. - Lakota

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Our life is the creation of our mind. - Buddha

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

America is addicted to wars of distraction. - Barbara Ehrenreich

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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