On The Eighth Day

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience. - Oscar Wilde

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer