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Once You're Awake

When it's especially hard to go back to sleep

Once You're Awake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Nothing happens unless first we dream. - Carl Sandburg

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

It is so easy to be solemn; it is so hard to be frivolous. - G K Chesterton

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

It really is pretty hard to rhyme each line with the one that follows it. - Robert Lowell

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw


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