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Once You're Awake

When it's especially hard to go back to sleep

Once You're Awake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat. - Herschel Walker

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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