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Once You're Awake

When it's especially hard to go back to sleep

Once You're Awake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

A man is never old until his regrets outnumber his dreams. - Amish Saying

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

It's hard to hear anything new when you are the only one talking. - Rick Godwin

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat. - Herschel Walker

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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