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One More Drop

Running away from the last drop of wine this year

One More Drop thanks to Barry McCartney

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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

The sky already fell. Now what? - Steven Wright

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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