QuotaBillsA young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette
Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman
I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller