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Ostrich Passion

Consequence of a passionate night out

Ostrich Passion thanks to Howard Chapman

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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