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Ostrich Passion

Consequence of a passionate night out

Ostrich Passion thanks to Howard Chapman

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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