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Ostrich Passion

Consequence of a passionate night out

Ostrich Passion thanks to Howard Chapman

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

A great leader's courage to fulfill his vision comes from passion, not position. - John C Maxwell

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Admiration is a very short-lived passion, that immediately decays upon growing familiar with its object. - Joseph Addison

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd


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