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Paid Off Student Loan

How grandparents financially support their grandkids

Paid Off Student Loan thanks to Marian Scheelar

Great, now I have to tell them I dropped out two years ago...

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring


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