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Paid Off Student Loan

How grandparents financially support their grandkids

Paid Off Student Loan thanks to Marian Scheelar

Great, now I have to tell them I dropped out two years ago...

Christmas present that may backfire
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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. - Sam Levenson

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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