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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Cramnesia: Student memory loss. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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